We decided to get a facial! WTF!! Facials are like torture. I am not freaking kidding. I was in so much pain I was about to share national secrets (we all secretly love The Kardashians) and confess to some sort of terrorist activity (does not using my turn signal count) because I was in freaking pain. The extractions are bullshit. After spending what felt like 5 hours on my nose, she proudly showed me all the nasal debris (what do you call it exactly?) she extracted and it sure as hell looked like skin to me!! Never again people!! Never!!
We decided to give the massage parlor downstairs another shot and these dudes were more aggressive than the last ones. Did he actually just blatantly grab it? Was I just violated? Is this like "pussy grabbing"? I just didn't react and pretended to sleep which seemed to help. Derrick was full on snoring so he obviously wasn't buying any "extra services"!!
It has been hard to connect with the boys with the weird time difference, but it sounds like my parents are enjoying their time with them. I am starting to miss them, but I am determined to not get all emo and enjoy myself!!